“My car/house keys fell out of my pocket while playing with my dogs and now they’re buried in snow.”
“Was just about to leave for work”
“Toothpaste in lungs.”
“Put this plate in the microwave without seeing the back of it”
“Was halfway through my lunch when I realised flies had already claimed it .”
“No drivers license and uninsured business owner decided he liked my lane better.”
“Apparently Costco shepherds pie come in a plastic bottom.”
“Someone in Sweden doesn’t have a bed to sleep in.”
“In-ground pool is now above-ground.”
"Amazon delivered this package right into the compost bin."
“I left the burner on on high while sanitizing some bottle nipples and then went to work”
“Reeaallly hope I don’t need to use this today”
“My thermometer has been saying I don’t have a fever, but then I cleaned it and rechecked”
“The space heater gave my power strip a black eye.”
“I’m 3 hours away from home in a town i’m not familiar with and my phone decided to kick the bucket.”
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black adhesive plastic?
Or just roll over?
Considering the height of the sun, they should be up anyway. ;)