"All 7’s serial number found at work"
"My daughter caught a fish with her bare hands while swimming at the lake"
"My therometer was made in North Korea"
"My local Staples was selling 30 year old transparency sheets for 86 dollars"
"Opium poppy plant growing wild in downtown London"
"My veins spell out “YO”"
"This public bathroom has blue tinted light to discourage drug injections"
"My irish pub in Germany has a designated sink for vomiting"
"A claw machine game where you can’t see the claw or even what you’re trying to pick up, but it’s “Play Until You Win”"
"A dishwasher full of recorders"
"My textbook order came with a free sample of an energy drink!"
"My doctors table wheels are flat from being dragged while locked"
"This golf store has a mannequin with a beer belly"
"My 2013 truck has a cell phone and mp3 holder"
"My grandparents' T4 statements showing their annual income from 1959."
"My $0.06 ticket bus had USB charging"
"My mousepad melted only where I set my wrist while gaming"
"The engineer of our blueprint warned us about the dogs near our Job-site by drawing them out in detail"
"This red pepper at the grocery store looks like it had stitches in two places."
"My local Starbucks brought back the in-store cups and mugs"
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that's common here.
7 different owners / tenants /clients or whatever can open and close this gate.
On a bed of poop