"Most people who don’t have an office job think office jobs are easier than what they do"
"Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair all the Wall-E corpses around him and chooses not to."
"It’s messed up how insurance companies punish you for using their services by way of higher rates after a claim"
"Job interviews are not to see if you are qualified for the job. They are to see if they like you as a person for the job."
"The money you get back for recycling cans has not increased with inflation"
"Being itchy must’ve been a serious problem for knights in armor."
"You can very easily end up never having a partner in life if you just sit around waiting for it to happen."
"Showering without glasses is an unspoken everyday struggle for many glasses-wearers."
"Your younger self is an older version of you"
"There’s many more instances of scientists finding out something is less healthy than previously thought than finding something is more healthy"
"Sprite does not taste like lemon or lime"
"Anti-theft locks on store products deter sales more than they deter thefts."
"There are some tribes in the world that still haven’t invented the wheel."
"Taking an out-of-order escalator feels worse than taking a regular staircase."
"Chef has been gone from South Park for twice as long as he was around"
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#13 You can’t invent something that already exists.
yes, you can if you have no idea that it exists. this is talking about tribes that had no contact with the rest of the world.