This restaurant came up with a genius way to ensure they popped up first on Google searches:
This restaurant has its waiters wear T-shirts with one-star reviews of the place on them:
And this restaurant reserved a table for a group of retired buddies who eat there every day with THIS sign:
This restaurant doesn't take reservations, but it does take...:
And this restaurant in Spain puts a giant teddy bear at every table so their patrons never want for company:
This Japanese restaurant has a waxwork samurai standing at one of the urinals in the bathroom:
And this German one has a soccer game in their urinal:
This BBQ joint makes you "milk" this pig to get your barbecue sauce:
And this restaurant draws little masterpieces like this on their to-go boxes:
This chicken joint moved into an old Cricket Wireless store and adapted their sign for themselves:
And this Mexican restaurant moved into an old KFC building and did some adapting of its own:
This restaurant closed down for a few days...to take their employees to Vegas?!?!?!:
This restaurant's bathroom gives its customers an unexpected confidence boost:
And this restaurant's bathroom stall — blech! — has a disposal bin for "soiled underoos":
This very high-maintenance cafe has a lot (and I mean a LOT) of rules about what you can't do there:
And this restaurant prints their menu on business cards and business cards only:
This restaurant's instructions for what to do when the toilet won't flush could win the Pulitzer Prize for Literature:
And this restaurant — for reasons only they can explain — includes their account balance on each receipt:
This restaurant has got to be a fave of Gen X'ers thanks to this painting on the wall of Matt Foley...living in a van...DOWN BY THE RIVER: