"From an intergalactic perspective, wood is rarer than diamonds"
"It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life"
"A 10 minute walk feels faster than a 10 minute drive."
"We think dogs speak universal dog language but they originate from different countries so theoretically they might not always understand each other."
"We have the technology to make star wars doors, it’s just expensive and inconvenient."
"In the Mutant universe, it’s incredibly surprising that Professor X made it to his senior age and hadn’t ran into a mutant that can heal his wounds and help him walk again"
"Ancient people living in certain parts of the world likely never knew ice existed."
"Green is both the symbol for healthy and unhealthy"
"It’s odd that tires last longer than shoes given the weight difference in what they’re supporting"
"You are one google search away from changing your life."
"Everyone wonders what happens after death, yet no one wonders what happened before birth"
"No matter your age, someone older always says you’re still young, and some little kid thinks you’re over 100."
"The only actual 2D thing in the universe is a shadow"
"Butthole is the final frontier for acceptable nudity in mainstream movies and television"
"The amount of spam that goes to dead people’s email must be staggering"
Yes they are, they have height and width, and no depth.
that's the point