"She was standing in the middle of Disney World holding a paper map of the park. She started complaining that they “Forgot to put the ‘You Are Here’ star on the map to show you where you are currently at in the park.”"
"My ex didnt think it rained over the ocean because there was enough water there already.
She was shocked it rained when we were on a cruise."
"I had to explain to a grown woman that 30% is not always $30 when converted to currency."
"There was a government shut down in my state and my then boyfriend comes in with a big grin and excitedly says, “they shut down! There’s going to be no police! We can do whatever the f@#k we want!
When I tried to explain why that’s not true he got mad at me and told me I was stupid then stormed off."
"She thought the Statue of Liberty was made of green plastic. I tried to explain it was copper, which turns green when it oxidizes but she thought I was lying to her."
"He put a load of laundry in with mixed colour and whites… poured in bleach to whiten the whites… was shocked that the bleach bleached everything in the load…. I had to explain that the bleach will bleach everything you put in it as the bleach cannot discern what you want bleached or not… he was shocked, truly stunned and flabbergasted"
"He kept applying for jobs and getting denied instantly. At the time, I didn’t understand and was upset for him. Come to find out, this 26 year old was applying for jobs driving armored trucks for banks. With a record for stealing money from cash registers. I didn’t know at the time that he had ever been arrested, but this man literally had robbery and theft on his record, and couldn’t understand why an armored truck company wouldn’t hire him."
"I introduced him to my stepsister. He said, “weird, you guys look nothing alike.”"
"He thought you absorb a gallon of water when you shower so he didn’t need to drink water"
"At the airport with my now ex husband and it came to putting the liquids into the ziplock bags. For some reason he had a large bottle of mouthwash and I kid you not, took the lid off and poured the mouthwash directly into the bag. I just stared at him thinking who the f@#k have I married?"
"For 25 years he thought tigers were just female lions."
"My second girlfriend unironically believed the Earth was flat and confidently declared that when I introduced her to a friend who was studying physics."
"She tossed her garbage out of the window of my moving car. Dumb, dangerous and trashy. I broke up with her."
"I suggested visiting Slovenia and he said “Slovenia? You can’t just make up countries, babe!”"
"Dated a woman who asked me why it’s called “ground beef”. “Like, are they bred on the ground or something?”"
"My ex thought the civil war was in 1960"
"He thought that “hazmat” was a word meaning muslim prayer rug and that the highway signs indicated designated prayer areas"
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One of the X-Men movies I believe.
no it's round, like a pancake