"Photos I Take Of My Mom vs. Photos She Takes Of Me"
"My Father's PC, Ladies And Gentlemen"
"My Parents Watch TV Without Moving The Mouse"
"I Went Home To My Parents' House And Found This Adapter Monstrosity Behind The TV"
"My Dad Never Takes The Stickers Off Of His Things And He Yells At Me If I Touch Them"
"This Phone My Dad Left On Charge For 4 Months"
"I Asked My Mom What She Did With My USB Mouse. She Replied, "I'm Charging It". She Was Serious"
"My Mom Thought My Controller Would Be A Good Birthday Cake Decoration And It's Not Coming Off"
"My Dad Printed Out A Text Conversation. My Mom Was Looking For A Recipe, So My Dad Texted My Brother And Printed Out The Response In This 170-Point Font"
"Me: "Mom, What Is That On Your iPhone?", My Mom: "Oh, I Needed To Remember My Friend's Phone Number""
"I Was Helping My Mom Set The Alarm When I Noticed That Her Stopwatch Had Been Running For Quite A While"
"My Mom Posted A Valentine’s Message On Facebook, But The Computer Was Logged On To My Dad’s Account, So It Looks Like My Dad Posted A Valentine’s Message To... Himself"
"My Friend's Mom Photocopied Her Phone For Some Recipes"
"My Mom's Staying For Thanksgiving. She Wanted To Make Tea But Instead Of Asking For Help With The Electric Kettle She Microwaved My Rechargeable, Self-Heating Mug And Caught It On Fire"
"My Dad Plays The Xbox With It Closed And He Wonders Why It Randomly Turns Off. I Told Him It Was Overheating, But He Didn't Listen To Me"
"My Dad Wanted To Copy My Mom's Shopping List Onto His Phone"
"My Mum Is Using Her Laptop In The Rain On The Beach"
Now if we could just figure out a standard transmission, or one of those old phones with a dial.....