"Some of my lifesavers didn’t come with the hole that would save my life"
"Spotted a man hanging off a train in a photo I took last year"
"Someone tagged up an Aldi’s"
"These Japanese Pringles have a thingy that helps you lift the chips from the bottom of the can."
"Secret message on the bottom of a soap bottle"
"Wild onions in my backyard are growing in a line"
"The plane I flew on still had ash trays in the arm rests."
"This urinal in Japan is integrated with a video game that gives you points for peeing on the target"
"The way I like to peel mandarins"
"The leap year broke this gas station’s clock"
"Got a loaf of bread cut the wrong way"
"My microwave came with a French sticker"
"A quarter I found today with led (possibly) in the face of it that looks like a bullet."
"Abandoned cactus I found last year grew a heart"
"My mom poured veggie oil out without any overflow"
"The size of this French toast “stick” I got from Wendy’s"
"These plane seats have built in phone/tablet holders"
"Daffodils have decided to blossomed early and spring hasn’t even arrived yet"
"A Mexican coin commemorating 200 years of diplomatic relations with the USA"
Looks like someone can start selling bootleg eggs...
Bootl-eggs
#3 Ummmm........is it a suppository?
#5 Part of my lower lip has that too. And I'll thank you not to stare!
#9 Bet you $100 it has a "Glutton Free" stamp on the other side of the can, because of course it does.
#34 Sell that ugly quarter on eBay for a pretty penny.
What’s a Nacis and H3O?
You're right! I got everything wrong!
I meant Nazis and heavy water
heavy water is not H3O. It's still H2O but with specific hydrogen isotopes