"My professor and I accidentally wore inverted outfits"
"The size difference between me and my opposing goalie the other night. I’m 5’3 w/o skates and he’s 6’7 w/o skates"
"This fish-shaped ingot gives you five years of iron supplementation"
"Today I found a rock at the beach that looked like a sandwich"
"My under lip is missing pigmentation"
"CT machine uses Xbox Kinect as camera"
"The ibuprofen my parents offered me expired almost 20 years ago"
"Found the logo stamp in this dozen of eggs at the grocery store"
"My school sells “hydrogen infused water”"
"A street where workers practice painting lines"
"This once-straight steel support column recovered from the World Trade Center"
"My necklace fell into the outlet that my charger was plugged into"
"My hotel bed’s clear view of the shower"
"This packet of instant noodles has 5 separate packets of flavourings"
"I have stickers on my suitcase… someone added this one last time I flew"
"Words of wisdom from the local police (China)."
"This doll with Down syndrome that I saw today"
"Oddly placed phone in a waiting room"
"Dropped my plate in the kitchen, inadvertently made art."
"The hardboiled eggs at my restaurant got frozen overnight and the whites turned clear again"
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Looks like someone can start selling bootleg eggs...
Bootl-eggs
#3 Ummmm........is it a suppository?
#5 Part of my lower lip has that too. And I'll thank you not to stare!
#9 Bet you $100 it has a "Glutton Free" stamp on the other side of the can, because of course it does.
#34 Sell that ugly quarter on eBay for a pretty penny.
What’s a Nacis and H3O?
You're right! I got everything wrong!
I meant Nazis and heavy water
heavy water is not H3O. It's still H2O but with specific hydrogen isotopes