"Superheros shouldn’t be so muscular, if they are indestructible. Muscles need to be damaged before they grow."
"Only bilingual people truly know how terrible Google translate is"
"When a video is paused, it’s a picture. When audio is paused, it’s nothing."
"The fact that Leap Day (Feb 29th) isn’t some sort of holiday is a huge miss."
"In The Incredibles, the birthing process must have been pretty easy for Elastigirl."
"Saying you’re older than the first iPhone sounds older than saying you’re 17/18 years old."
"I’m hesitant to spend 20$ on a game I’ll enjoy for hours, but will gladly spend 20$ on a meal I’ll enjoy for 30 min"
"The biggest lie that the movie industry has been telling us is that you can talk in a crowded bar without raising your voice."
"When people live on the Moon and Mars they might develop a new accent"
"Your nipples are older than your teeth"
"Whoever thought of ‘rock, paper, scissor ‘ is indirectly the most influential person in history"
"With nearly everyone having a smartphone, GPS on a car will go the way carphones went."
"Soon, there will be no way to prove that social media is not mostly AI bots talking to other AI bots"
"There’s no reason counterfeit money can’t work if everyone believes or accepts it as real."