"In Singapore, Senior Citizens And People With Disabilities Can Tap A Card To Get Extra Time Crossing The Street"
"I Ordered Some Sample Colors For My New Blinds, And They Sent Me An Actual Tiny Little Blinds"
"My Local Library Has Cake Pans Available To Check Out"
"I Found Band-Aids For Different Skin Tones At Target"
"My Local Library Has "Binge Boxes" In The Film Section"
"This Pump Bottle Is Designed For You To Get As Much Out Of It As Possible"
"The Golf Balls At The Mini Golf On This Pier Are Biodegradable And Fall Into The Sea At The 18th Hole"
"These Glowing Door Handle Stickers In Case The Power Goes Out When You're In The Bathroom"
"This Toilet Has A Separate Door For Children"
"These Shopping Carts Have A Compartment For Pets"
"The Local Supermarket Has Its Own "Farm" Where They Grow Different Types Of Salads And Other Vegetables"
"This Airplane Seat Has A Step To Help Short People Reach The Overhead Locker"
"This Airport Has A Bathroom For Service Animals"
"My Town Has A Bike Pump Permanently Installed Next To The Bike Lock-Up Area"
"My Gym's Vending Machine Organizes Water Based On Its Temperature"
"My Local Playground Has A Communication Board So Kids Can Interact And Play If They Are Deaf Or Can't Speak The Language"
"The Grocery Store I Went To Earlier Had A Special Escalator For Your Shopping Carts"
"The Stalls At This Airport Have Green/Red Lights To Indicate If They're In Use Or Not"
"This Tire Has A Tread Depth Measuring Built Into The Rubber"
"They Have A Bench With A USB Port At A Train Station In Rural France"
"This Sushi Restaurant Has Two Different Soaps For Before And After Eating"
"The Local Blood Bank Has These Signs To Show How Much Blood They Have"
"This Sticker Lets The Person Receiving This Cargo Know How Many Degrees It Was Tilted Based On Where The Green Beads Are"
“It’s been 20 seconds.”
“Call it.”
Let me guess, male, 35 and never had a Relationship longer than 3 Dates.
Why are you telling people about your ovulation cycle? You must be a 42 year old single woman with 2, no sorry, 7 cats. What you may need is a lint roller, not a period pack. ;)
... kidding ... kidding ...
Why not call them exclamation point pack?