"There Is A Free "Period Pack" At My School For Girls Who Are Unprepared For Their Periods"
"The Local Nursing Home Is An Indoor Town. There's A Movie Theater And Pub"
"The Way These Trays At My University Fit On The Table"
"These Lines Painted On The Wall So You Can See You're In The Spot"
"This Local Shop Gives Old Vegetables For Free So You Can Feed Your Pets"
"The Ingredients Section On This Toothpaste Tube Explains Where Each Ingredient Comes From And What It Does"
"My Oven Shows The Time That You Started Cooking In Case You Didn't Set A Timer"
"In Case You Don't Feel Like Taking The Elevator, The Technical University In Munich Has A Slide On The 4th Floor"
"My Sink Sprayer Has A Tough Spot Remover. It Shoots A High-Pressure Stream Down The Middle That Is Surprisingly Powerful, But A Cone Of Water Around It Blocks All The Splashes"
"Toothbrush With Replaceable Bristles So You Don't Have To Keep Buying A New Handle"
"This Papaya Has An "Eating Color" Sticker To Let You Know When It's Ripe"
"This Shirt Has A Microfiber Lens Cloth Sewn Into It"
"Miniature Traffic Playground In Copenhagen Where Kids Learn To Bike In Traffic"
"The Middle Snap On My Baby's Onesie Is A Different Color To Help Align The Buttons"
"These Meat Labels React To Ammonia, A By-Product Of Meat Spoilage. Once It Turns Completely Blue, The Barcode Can No Longer Be Scanned"
"Projected Markings In Oulu, Finland, When Snow Covers The Ones Painted On The Street"
"These Have Been Popping Up All Around My Town"
"Mall Restroom In Tokyo Has A Holder To Put Your Baby In While You Use The Stall"
"I Found The Best Ever Pencils. After Using Them, You Can Plant The Pencil's Green Bottom In The Soil And Then A Sapling Will Grow"
"My Local Park Has A Wheelchair Accessible Swing"
"This Shirt Has Buttons On The Inside That Prevents Gaps In The Shirt"
"This Airport In Cleveland, Ohio, Has A Station Where You Can Learn CPR For Free"
"These Small Tents In A Store, To See What They Would Look Like In Full-Size"
"Cool Bike Repair Equipment On A Bike Path"
“It’s been 20 seconds.”
“Call it.”
Let me guess, male, 35 and never had a Relationship longer than 3 Dates.
Why are you telling people about your ovulation cycle? You must be a 42 year old single woman with 2, no sorry, 7 cats. What you may need is a lint roller, not a period pack. ;)
... kidding ... kidding ...
Why not call them exclamation point pack?