“This chicken tender I had in my lunch today.”
“This ridiculously long fry my husband got from arby’s”
“Found a pearl in my oyster last night”
“Found a tiny tangelo in my big tangelo”
“5 peanuts in a single shell”
“I requested 8 bananas in my weekly grocery pickup order…. They gave me 8 bunches, and managed to only charge me $0.68 – the price of one single banana”
“Grew a 19.5-inch cucumber (Goat for scale)”
“I went to the taco Bell drive-through with a friend. When asked if we wanted sauce, I said: “as much as you’re allowed to give me”. I have made a mistake”
“This naan bread I had in the UK”
“I asked my husband to get me some ginger. This is some ginger”
“Thought you might like to see this giant 5 lbs lemon from my sister-in-law’s lemon tree. She gets a few of these every year. Regular-sized lemon for scale”
“My takeout rice container was 100% filled”
“I ordered a $3 twelve-pack of ramen in order to get free shipping. They only charged for one, but I received 144.”
#9 Like hell you did.