"Are those cars underwater?"
"This photo was taken atop a Ferris wheel. It’s a reflection of the parking lot behind the photo."
"I thought this woman was looking at me."
"I’ve figured out it’s an ear bud"
"Don’t let the headhunters find him"
"I took a picture of a ladybug riding a snail!"
"This rock that looks like a baked potato"
"I found a rock at the beach that looked like a sandwich"
"My sister lives in Florida and sends me some weird pictures of people. This was the most recent."
"My hands have different sizes, shapes, and colors"
"This banana car"
"My dog’s extra long whisker"
"This sign on a bike path in New Zealand warning us about ’frisky cows’"
“This bald bird”
"The way this can of spray foam exploded"
"This garage door"
"The plane I’m in is super foggy for some reason"
"My friend uses scissors to cut pizza"
Did you see an abundance of Birds?
Me neither. They are Dead, to be precise, extinct.
There are not enough Birds for stinky piles of Dead Birds
Whatever drug your psychiatrist prescribed you…I recommend you ease off the dose a little.