"My Phone Says I Have Had 10 Plus Hours Of ‘X’ (Twitter) Usage Today, I’ve Never Had Twitter Or A Twitter Account"
"Can Someone Explain How This Was Allowed To Happen?"
"I Let An Old Coworker Stay With Me When He Went Homeless. Ended Up Being Extremely Strange And Disappeared 3 Years Ago W/O His Stuff. I Just Cleared Out The Trunk He Left And Found 5 Disposable Cameras, 18 Full Rolls Of Film, And A Ton Of Condoms"
"Why Is My Shadow Yellow?"
"This Guy Keeps Staring Into My Window/Camera At Random Times/Days"
"I Found A Load Of Unopened Water Bottles In A Bush Outside A Shopping Centre. I Took A Photo And A Security Guard Immediately Came Out And Told Me To Delete It"
"Whatever This Is In My House Only Shows Up Under UV Light"
"I Was Exploring An Old Abandonned School & I Found This Blocked Room. I Really Wanna Know The Translation !"
"On A Forest Walk I Saw A Hole Off The Path, I Looked Inside And Found A Weird Statue With A Bell On It"
"Just Got This Note At My Work. Can Anybody Translate For Me?"
"I Just Bought And Opened A Box Of Candy And Found This In The Box. Truly Bizarre"
"This Roommate Flyer Posted On My Campus"
"Found In The Attic Of My New House, Should We Find A New House?"
"Something Is Growing Inside The Bubbles Of My Dish Soap"
"I Always See These At The ATM. What's Going On Here?"
"My Local Corner Store Has A Blacklight Installed In Their Public Restroom"
"Uh Oh- But Fr Can Someone Identify What That Is?"
"My Bracelet Had A Chip In It"
"Found This Gummy In The Bag, Looks Nothing Like The Rest. Could Anyone Explain?"
"What Is The White Stuff Inside Of My Deodorant?"
"Something Strange Is Happening Online Right Now"
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