"This Thing Came Out Of My Printer And No One Who Has Access To The Printer Says They Printer It"
"Actual Purple Rain In NYC Right Now"
"Staircase To Nowhere In The Middle Of The Woods"
"Woke Up To See This In My Kitchen, I Live In The Middle Of The Mountains Like 500 Km From The Nearest Beach"
"Netflix Subtitles Glitch, Constantly Says "There's No Point In Living" Even Though Nobody Said The Line"
"Human-Shaped Grass Patch Where Everything Else Dried Out"
"I Fired Up An Old 3D Printer For The First Time In 10 Years And This Is What It Printed"
"So, Hear Me Out. We Were Reading The Coffee Grounds And This Showed Out In My Cup... Can Anyone See The Lizard With The Superman Costume Or I'm Just Crazy?"
"This Birthday Card My Daughter Made For Me"
"Glitch In The Matrix. I Only Had One Of Each Until This Morning"
"I’m A Teacher. My District Provides Healthy Snacks For Students. This Was Our Snack Today"
"There Were Only Ten Other People At The Carnival On Opening Night"
"Glasses Given To People At The Zoo"
"My Parents Found A Feather With A Telephone Number On It"
"Trillion-Ton Rectangular Iceberg Floating By Around Antartica"
"Serious Question: Can Someone Explain These Perfect Squares I Noticed While Flying?"
"My Throat Hurt"
"My throat hurt all day. I just coughed this up... it is green, metallic, hard, and brittle. Its weird as fu ck. It was originally one peice but i broke it trying to figure what the fuck it was.. I have never had anything even close to this as a food option. It is weird as fuck. I have it now in a baggy as I don't know what to do with it..."
"There Was A Zit On My Neck And When It Popped This Pearl-Like Thing Came Out Of It"
"My Kids (6 And 4) Painted This. Not Sure If I Should Be Amazed Or Call The Priest"
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