“Met Ian McKellen last night. Forgot to turn the flash on for the photo”
“Oh if only coconuts had a hard, resistant shell so they didn’t need plastic wrapping”
“Me and my bf went to goodwill and he bought a couple pairs of pants. Came home and washed them. This is what it looks like”
“My 0.4mm ball pen writes thicker lines than my 0.5mm one”
“My fire alarm caught fire”
“New 0.05 ply toilet paper at work..”
“English question for a 7-year-old”
“TARGET cashier asked if I wanted a Protection Plan for this Welcome Mat. After an involuntary chuckle, I asked the unanswerable question: “Under what circumstances would this policy be honored?”
“My wedding ring scratched my car window as I wiped condensation off.”
“Pigs left without even telling the staff downstairs”
“Someone decided to unplug my block heater in -60F weather”
“Toddler broke the TV”
“Dropped my hotel key card”
“My cousin just turned 21. I offered to buy him a bottle of liquor to celebrate and asked what he wanted. He texted me this:”
“Words I Know??? Any ideas because this might just be a word I don’t know”
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#19 Proof that resistance is NOT futile...in the Borg Collective of toilet paper.