“We all know about ‘Shrinkflation’. Can I coin the term, ‘Trickflation’?”
“It won’t hurt they said.”
“Strip mall with empty parking lot towed my car because I left it here and get on a city bus. Apparently they ‘forgot’ you’re allowed to do this.”
“The number of rusty razor blades that were on the street outside my house”
“The newly installed keypad in the elevator of my building”
“Window seat with no window???”
“This kids crossword at a restaurant”
“Got pulled into an unplanned zoom meeting when I was cooking lunch”
“I just love coming back from a trip to find out someone needs parking lessons.”
“Gas station removes clips from pumps”
“How my neighbors ‘prune’ the city owned street trees outside their houses…”
“What twenty years is worth to my company”
“Fresh concrete, poured 10 minutes ago. Partner decided to let all the pets out, unsupervised. The pets immediately inspected the workman ship.”
“Opened a Sea-Monkeys kit from the 90s only to find it was missing packet 1”
“I have to use straws to drink. All of them break in this one spot.”
“Office printer decided to celebrate Holi a bit early.”
“I bought a newish car, and it already has a check engine light on.”
#19 Proof that resistance is NOT futile...in the Borg Collective of toilet paper.