“People are vastly overestimating their capacity to hit a target with a gun”
“Hitting a bong is using all four elements at once.”
“In 50 years, old people will be much better at tech than young people, instead of the other way around”
“$1,000 is to a millionaire what $1,000,000 is to a billionaire”
“The word etcetera is always abbreviated no matter how formal the writing.”
“No matter what a person orders, a bag of McDonald’s always smells the same”
“Some person in history has the record of feeling the most pain ever.”
“Losing someone you love to insanity while they’re still alive feels like a scarier loss than their physical death”
“It’s crazy to think the Coliseum isn’t even one of the 7 wonders of the ancient world”
“One can’t get past airports security screening carrying a sharp object, but can steal one from a restaurant in the boarding area.”
“A lot of us have a below 50% Rock-Paper-Scissors win-rate without even realizing it”
“Saying you’ll arrive in 6 minutes sounds more believable than saying you’ll arrive in 5”
“Everybody in The Simpsons universe has hair that’s a different color than their skin, except the Simpson children”
“It is somehow less socially acceptable to sleep with someone for money than it is to sleep with someone for free”
Your 35,382 hours of COD and Fortnite don't make you a marksman.
Yeah, I don’t play any of those. Tool.