“The message of Shrek is to not judge people by their appearance but the movie makes fun of Lord Farquaad for his height”
“People will be jacking off to AI generated images soon without even knowing it’s AI”
“Restaurants always charge extra for adding extra ingredients but rarely will you get a discount for omitting ingredients”
“Captain Hook is actually trying to stop Peter Pan from kidnapping children.”
“It’s fortunate that the anus is fairly accurate at identifying gas, solids or liquids”
“Every ‘end of the world’ movie is actually a ‘how the world survived’ movie.”
“Because of a single man in history, the entire reputation of a moustache has changed”
“Your smart watch, like your pets, knows when you’re having sex, they just don’t understand what’s going on.”
“Jogging in public is totally normal and accepted, sprinting is not.”
“Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder”
“Vampires hating garlic is a rumor spread by vampires to make people taste better.”
“Flirting with a bank teller must be the ultimate challenge if you are broke.”
“Smoking, while unhealthy, is a great conversation starter”
“ATMs will soon start to disappear from our streets like phone booths did.”
“Tears are the only bodily fluid/excrement we don’t think of as gross when seen.”
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