"Moved In With Partner, And His Cat Chomped My Monitor"
"The Flight I Just Went On. I'm 6'3-Ish"
"Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All"
"Someone Has Been Cutting Our Christmas Lights. Today We Caught The Culprit"
"After Several Days Without My Glasses, An Eye Exam, And Overnight Shipping Of The New Glasses... I Found Them Tangled In A Cable Under My Desk"
"Paid $300 For Seats With A Clear View Since My Girlfriend Is Very Short. Drove Nearly 2 Hours To Get To The Concert Early, Took The Day Off Work. This Was Our View For The Entire Concert"
"A Church Steeple Blew Off During A Storm Last Night"
"100-Year-Old Family Cabin Burned To The Ground On The First Day Of Vacation"
"A Stray Bullet On New Year's Eve Lands In A Guy's Phone In Beirut Airport"
"Emo Local Water Color. I Went To Shower And Saw The Black Water. Went To Shower At A Friend’s Place. Filled Up My Brita That Night And Opened The Fridge To See It Was All Black Too"
"When The Package Is A Perfect Fit. There Is No Room For Fingers"
"Just Came Back From My Vacation And Found This Growing On The Ceiling"
"Went To A Concert And Got The Umbrella View (Yes I Asked Her To Put It Away… She Did Not)"
"My Bean Bag Popped, Any Tips For Collecting The White Balls?"
"Found In My Attic Just Now At 4 AM... This Was Not Here Last Week"
"My Mom Forgot To Roll Up Her Passenger's Window In The Car Wash"
"My Wife Wanted Grays Covered And Subtle Highlights For A Wedding. Her Hair Colorist Had A Medical Emergency During Their Session"
"Got A New Kitten, She Decided To Have A Hay Day On My Monitor"
"After Ripping Out My Front Door, I Learned There Are Different Sizes For Doors"
"I Lost My Phone At A Festival, A Few Hours Later I Found It Burning Next To The Campfire"
"I Installed My Own Microwave Today And Saved $150 On Install Fees"
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Tips on how to deal with it? Just move cause you'll never clean all of that and you'll be finding them till the end of time...
can confirm