"When You Add Toothbrush Replacement Heads To The Grocery List And The Wife Asks Why"
"First Days Of The National Toilet Paper Shortage In March Of 2021, Colorized"
"Is Someone Missing Their Breakfast? I Think I Found It"
"I'm Stuck In An Elevator And I'm The Only One In The Building"
"I work security so there's no one else here. Bonus, the emergency phone in here doesn't work. Double bonus. This isn't the first time it's happened."
"My Friends Said We Were Going Out In Costumes On Friday The 13th. What They Meant Was "Two Of Us Are Wearing Onesies." No One At This Place Was In Costume. I Showed Up Like This"
"I Want Brothers And Sisters"
"Ordered A Framed Photo Of My Girlfriend And I For Her Birthday Today, And Just Gave It To Her To Open. This Is Not A Picture Of Us"
"A Wild Turkey Just Flew Through My Dad's Office's Window"
"My 5-Year-Old Son Independently Read 50 Books. Took All Year. I Present To You The "50 Book Reward" From His Primary School"
"There Is A 7 Feet Wall Of Water From A Burst 5” Pipe, Behind This Inward Swinging Door"
"It Took Me A Couple Minutes To Go Outside And Grab My Delivery. Some Jerks Beat Me To It"
"My Sister Got Struck By Lightning Driving On The Highway"
"My Partner Was So Happy She Found A Specific Vinyl For £2.50 On eBay. Turns Out It's For A Doll's House"
"My Neighbor's Pipe Broke And I Am About To Be Flooded"
"I Put These Brownies To Cool Off On The Porch, And A Dang Squirrel Came Through The Screen And Had A Go At Them. I Am Very Sad"
"Google Maps Didn't Tell Me About This After A 2-Hour Drive"
"Just Noticed I Have Been Given The Wrong Tablets By The Pharmacist And Taking Them For A Month. Was Prescribed Blood Pressure Tablets (Enalapril). Received Antidepressants (Escitalopram)"
"Today I Learned I'm Allergic To Every Tree"
"I Broke My Left Hand And Right Wrist"
"Found This Behind My Wardrobe Yesterday. I'm Extremely Allergic To Mold"
"Installed A Lovely Sunlight In My New Bathroom, Without Realizing It Would Perfectly Frame That Horrid Tower"
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Tips on how to deal with it? Just move cause you'll never clean all of that and you'll be finding them till the end of time...
can confirm