"After some years, there will be WhatsApp groups with all members dead. The group will just exist forever."
"We can’t seem to come up with a disposable drinking straw material that hits the sweet spot between lasting 5 minutes and lasting 500 years."
"The most popular board game sold by capitalism is about how capitalism doesn’t work at all."
"Somewhere, a 15 year old is giving a 35 year old life advice."
"It’s common to see boys named after their fathers, but you (almost) never see girls named after their mothers."
"Once you study medicine long enough, strangers are suddenly fine with showing you their genitalia."
"Humans love to eat salty foods but rarely drink salty drinks."
"We’re so lucky that we can’t accidentally turn heartbeat manual like we can with breathing"
"Somewhere out there is an Easter egg that has gone the longest without being found"
"There is no reason to raise your hand to knock on a door."
"One day somebody traveling to visit their grandkids via self-driving car will arrive dead."
"Cheese seems healthier when it’s not melted."
"It’s quite infuriating that you lose hair from the only place where it has an absolute necessity to stay( head ). But hair from other regions of the body remains intact."
"Part of getting older is watching all your favorite restaurants become shittier versions of themselves until they eventually go out of business"
"There is someone out there who holds the title of richest homeless person"
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