"The largest number you can think of is still closer to zero than it is to infinity."
"Caps lock isn’t really as useful as the keyboard space it takes up."
"It’s mind blowing that many of us are a paycheck away from being homeless"
"It’s ironic that we use Latin in academia as if it’s a prestigious language, when in reality high ranking people in Rome spoke Greek"
"Hundreds of years into the future there will be millions of people that will have access to explicit media of thier ancestors having sex and taking nudes"
"The reason we don’t have flying cars yet isn’t because of technology it’s because people barely can handle driving cars."
"Sperm banks don’t want more sperm, they want more donors"
"The Star Wars galaxy has faster than light travel but no Google"
"A trash can is the only item that you buy, take the packaging off and then put the packaging IN the product."
"In Sci-fi when ships come out of hyperspace jumps they are usually orientated the same way as other/enemy ships, implying there is a rule for which way is up and down in the galaxy"
"Everyone says sulphur smells like rotten eggs even though it’s actually the other way around."
"Everyone will eventually find out what happens after death"
"The closer men are as friends, the worse their insults to each other get."
"A Paperweight is synonymous with useless, until you really need one."
"So many drivers don’t bother using their indicators but if you tried to sell them a car without them, they’d likely lose their sh#t."
What do you think droids are for?
Thank you captain Obvious