"I rented an AirBnB to have a relaxing weekend. I'm now flooded-in and a prisoner here. (That used to be the street)"
"My college is $38m in debt lol"
"Some kid thought it would be funny to drop a whole open bottle of soda on me while I was taking a dump"
" I accidentally ate a rotten boiled egg"
"My cat chewed off the first leaf my monstera plant created with fenestrations on both sides."
"Tried to wash and dry our pillows"
"Ordered an apple watch off Walmart for same day delivery. This is what they delivered"
"When you pull the charger box out of the outlet and it leaves one of the prongs"
"The irony that I got a flat tire from a ball pump needle today was not lost on me"
"What these two micro green kits look like after a week."
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