“This customer who lost a diamond ring in a rental car. No we didn’t find it.”
“Bought a fake snake to deter birds. Instead they used it as a nest.”
“I’ve always heard Chipotle skimps on delivery orders but didn’t think it was real.”
“Tried reading a book and when I broke it’s spine this happened”
“My fiancé scratched the hell out of our glass stove top. We have had it for 6 days.”
“If you lost your cooler on I-95 in Florida, I found it, at 65mph.”
“My freshly drawn hotel bath after a long day of work.”
“My younger brother accidentally dropped a giant box of sorted pokemon cards down the stairs.”
“Apparently I’m too short to donate sperm.”
“Carbon monoxide poisoning is no joke. Got to spend 3 hours on a hyperbaric chamber last night.”
“Hit a live wire within a half an hour of buying a brand new knife.”
“Husband went into the attic to fix a leak. Lost his footing and fell through. He’s ok. The whole floor level of our home is not.”
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