"Privacy is slowly becoming a privilege rather than a human right."
"Solar eclipses must have blinded a ton of random unsuspecting humans throughout history"
"We have the technology to pipe milk to every house like tapwater but we don’t"
"The previous generation went from paying for ringtones to wanting to smash their phone into pieces if it ever made a sound."
"There may be people you know who won the lottery but were smart enough to keep their mouths shut"
"Old people are never depicted sleeping on their stomach"
"There is no other variation other than good bye. No one wishes you a bad bye or great bye."
"One day, earth will be remembered as the place where humanity started"
"Attractive Nurses can’t get an Accurate Heart Rate"
"A Hip Hop beef is grown men writing angry poems to each other"
"Your butthole is older than your teeth."
"It’s a strange miracle that email survived after instant messaging became a thing"
"There must have been at least one person who was born, lived, and died at sea, without ever setting foot on dry land"
"Most find it easier to be vulnerable with a therapist than with their romantic partner."
#6 Not true. Lots of artists have older people sleeping that way, this is a fallacious assumption based on nothing.
Yeah, these lost me into absurdity of falsehoods and presumptuous nonsense.
Great movie and Tim Roth at his best