"Someone tried and failed to break into my car last night"
"This woman walking with an Xbox 360 Kinect umbrella in the year 2024"
"Ordered a vinyl album off Amazon, and it came with a unopened letter from 1983"
"My dramatic Pink Nerve Plant - 20 minute time span after watering"
"The balls have accumulated in my backyard over the last year from over the fence."
"My Oreos came with lemon filling instead of regular"
"Pressure treatment chemicals seeping out of my recently built fence"
"The bible that saved my great-great grandfather in WW1"
"I'm a mailman and someone tried to break in a box on my route"
"Grinder disc had a catastrophic failure, but managed to stay in a complete circle."
"My coffee shop puts ground coffee in their planters"
"USPS training with fake mailboxes in the parking lot"
"This plane has a no phone sign instead of no smoking!"
"Staying in a hotel room with a forbidden/locked mini-door that goes deep into the wall..."
"Fortune cookie gave me three free months of Napster"
"Sushi restaurant has different soap for before and after the meal"
"My hair mask is now 1% less natural than before"
"My son's Cup-o-Phở included a foldable fork/threek"
"Bird sitting on its own info board"
"Praying mantis disguising itself as a stick"
#9 eeeww, a snot catcher
#14 now more people with a tanning bed
A**hole, throw it back