"I borrowed my freshly sharpened axe to a friend. He got mad at me for telling him to be careful with it. He returned it like this."
"I parked first, there’s nothing behind the other guy and a tree behind me"
"The angle of my foot in my cast (45 instead of 90)"
"Nooo! They said that battery has been discontinued. Maybe I’m forced to buy a new phone."
"The city accidentally cut my internet cord"
"My groceries were delivered to me with security tags on them..."
"Couldn't find the can opener."
"Stress ball burst over keyboard"
"It feels like we all live in a big public oven here"
"Husband dropped my glass Tupperware containing his lunch."
"It might be a rough start for this boarding ticketless person"
"Our car was booped while we weren't home. It's a really much worse than it looks."
"The poor guy was unloading plants at the local home store."
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Having a Monday, are we?
I'm having a great day. I did a 65 mile, hard-tempo road bike ride on my awesome new ZIPP 404 wheels, changed the oil and filter in car and cargo van, mowed the lawn and planted strawberries, thyme and sage in my garden. You?
#20 first world problem :) stir the soup and fish it out, duh
#28 gorilla ex-friend?