“I accidentally ate a rotten boiled egg. It was very bouncy and rubbery when chewing. Then I noticed the holes..”
“Was out desert riding and went to check the time just to find this.”
“Ordered an apple watch off Walmart for same day delivery. This is what they delivered.”
“I had to break through my bathroom door. The lock failed and wouldn’t open and I was home alone for at least two days and didn’t have the phone with me so I had to break through.”
“How my $150 hot sauce arrived a few months ago.”
“Well this never happened before to my eggs.”
“I tried taking a picture of my friend’s dog but he ended up attacking the carton of eggs I was holding.”
“Tried to wash and dry our pillows.”
“GF accidentally spilled hot wax on PS5”
“So we went out for burritos.”
“I rented an AirBnB to have a relaxing weekend. I’m now flooded-in and a prisoner here. (That used to be the street).”
“I went to help my messy mom clean up her house in preparation to sell it.”
“Late night hotel checkin, bathroom soaked in piss.”
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Having a Monday, are we?
I'm having a great day. I did a 65 mile, hard-tempo road bike ride on my awesome new ZIPP 404 wheels, changed the oil and filter in car and cargo van, mowed the lawn and planted strawberries, thyme and sage in my garden. You?
#20 first world problem :) stir the soup and fish it out, duh
#28 gorilla ex-friend?