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Husband (to mostly blind wife): "Does that look level you you?
Wife: Yep, looks good
Husband: Good, can you hand me that Sawzall?
or it's made from all the cut-off pieces he had been hoarding in his garage for the last 2 decades that he said would be useful one day. and it was finally their time to shine.