"I spent 20+ minutes arguing with a middle aged woman trying to return a XXL stack of men’s underwear (against policy once opened). I explained that if her husband had a 32 inch waist like me she needed to buy him Medium size underwear.

She eventually and angrily shouted “Look, he’s got a huge cock and he needs XXL pants for it but these keep falling down when he wears them!!!!”

She would not accept my explanation that the tag size related to his waist not his junk. she raged out of the shop leaving the stack of pants behind."