"Customer: “Hi, I’d like some sliced chicken lunch meat, what you got?”
Me: “We carry oven roasted, buffalo, and garlic & herb.”
Customer: You’re not understanding me boy! I want sliced chicken lunch meat, now what you got?”
Me: “Oven roasted, buffalo, or garlic & herb.”
Customer: “You’re still not gettin’ me son, I want sliced chicken lunch meat! Now tell me what you have, dammit!”
Me: “Oven roasted, chicken lunch meat. Buffalo, chicken lunch meat. Garlic and herb, chicken lunch meat.”
Customer: “Oh. Uhhhhh gimme some balogna.”
Still don’t know how I didn’t get in trouble for sassing that f@#ker."