"(Phone call when I worked in a hardware store)

“Good morning, <hardware store name>, how can I help you?”

“Hi there. I’d like to refill my prescription”

“Oh, I’m sorry – I think you have the wrong number. This is a hardware store”

<5 second pause>“

So you won’t help me refill my prescription?”

“What sort of prescription?”

“My birth control pill”

“OK well we’re a hardware store, so we don’t have birth control or any other medication”

“You’re not being very helpful at all”

And then she hung up…

I might have done society a disservice by not helping prevent her from procreating, come to think about it…"