"There is a possibility that we inherit exact kinks from our parents but we never find out as it’s too awkward to talk about."
"Ghengis Khan might have the highest bodycount in history, no matter which definition you use."
"We let our pets go their whole lives as virgins."
"Your tax bracket determines whether your day drinking is classy or trashy."
"Being tipsy is 10x better than being drunk."
"Weight loss is a trillion dollar industry for something you can do for free."
"It’s weird how everyone says breakfast is the most important meal of the day but it is completely acceptable to eat dessert for that meal."
"People are generally surprisingly chill when a fire alarm goes off."
"You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore"
"You casually assume every balcony you step onto is stable"
"Nibbler from Futurama pooped dark matter that was too heavy for anyone but bender to lift, but everyone carried Nibbler without a problem."
"At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is."
"None of your ancestors died a virgin"
"Children are the cheapest but also the most expensive thing in the world."
"People think the Victorian era is earlier than it is."
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Some Ash Ketchup, kid, I dunno.