"You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore because shoes don’t last that long."
"Cities will sound so different when all the vehicles on the road are electric."
"Kids think adults have all the freedom and adults think kids have all the freedom"
"You don’t really see the giggly stoner stereotype anymore."
"When you buy a dashcam, you’re betting on other people being at fault in an accident."
"Your average teenage boy with access to the internet has probably seen more nude people than all his ancestors without the internet combined."
"We’ve all just accepted that our phones listen to us."
"It’s actually wildly impressive that children even learn language."
"A majority of people will spend thousands of hours on a highway, but never step on it."
"Taking rejection well is, ironically, a very attractive trait for a man to have."
"One must wonder how hard it was to have a baby in the stone age."
"Phones replacing cameras is incredibly convenient… until you need to take a picture of your own phone."
"Because of porn, men have likely seen more dicks than women."
"Neo never had a choice which pill he takes."