"Sweat bands on the wrist, the chain wallet, and safety pins everywhere."
"I know the young kids have hated on millennials for their skinny jeans, but you should have SEEN how baggy the pants were in the late '90s/early 2000s."
"Frosted tips. Those bowling shirts with flames on them. There was a time when I was, for all intents and purposes, Guy Fieri."
"Two polos…with both collars popped. I’m ashamed."
"Jeans so long, the bottoms were just tatters. It was a weird matter of pride how destroyed your pants were."
"The trucker hats that Ashton Kutcher made famous."
"Whale tail: where your thong was visible above the waistband of your low-rise jeans."
"Jeans under dresses."
"tYpiNg lyke DiS. What was I thinking? Thank goodness there’s no records of my communications from high school."
"The body glitter fad."
"Did anyone else’s school go through a phase where they snorted the sugar from Pixy Stix?"
"Gaucho pants and those wide circle belts."
"I planked at the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro in 2011 when it was cool. Unfortunately, it's the only photo of me at the summit."
"Posting dumb sh*t like 'rawr I'm a dinosaur xD' or 'LOL I'm so random...cheese,' making and wearing/using duct tape accessories like wallets, purses, bracelets, earrings, etc."
"I bought a Shake Weight. LOL."
"The long sleeve shirt under the short sleeve shirt look."
"Popping out the lenses on 3D glasses from the movie theater as nerd glasses, mustaches everywhere, the fake 'swag' era, and silly bands!"
Doomed to be mundane.