"Guys who watch live sports on their phone while they’re supposed to be socializing with family or friends are the adult version of iPad kids."
"In terms of $/hr of entertainment, video games are one of the cheapest options."
"Burgers have an unhealthy stigma behind them even though it’s well balanced meal. (Protein, Carbs, and vegetables.)"
"It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does."
"We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier"
"Two medieval knights likely had the world’s most epic sword fight and no one was around to witness it"
"You never really hear about women having foot fetishes."
"Streaming services are one of the only fields where more competition leads to a worse consumer experience"
"Someone out there holds the world record for carrying the most groceries to their vehicle on one trip without shopping bags, but they don’t know they hold the record"
"You’ve exited a car the same amount of times you entered it"
"Potatoes may be the one food where the sweet version is healthier than the regular version."
"Some day in the not so far future, a kid will be bullied with the 4k video of his grandma twerking"
"We prefer kitchen tap water, even though the rest of the house uses the same plumbing"
"It feels weird to get a car wash at night, but there’s no reason that you couldn’t."
"You can use a computer without a monitor, you just won’t know what you’re doing"
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#3 That 'unhealthy stigma' is due to the introduction of cheese. Then, a lot of cheese. Then, literally pouring 5 pounds of melted Velveeta over the entire burger for internet shock value.
That's not what you boyfriend said! Oh, I'm just kidding. I couldn't just let that slide. It was too good a set-up.