“Got a cramp in my leg that caused me to hit the gas just as I was parking in front of a concrete pillar.”
“A recent graduate bought his first car. All the tires of the new car got stolen.”
“Birthday Cake has been delivered this way.”
“My daughters water bottle is not dishwasher safe”
“I can’t open my door without squishing this frog.”
“Took my car to a mechanic to get my AC fixed. Apparently their guard dog used my car as a chew toy.”
“Kid threw change in my AC vents”
“Accidentally paid off my car, putting me deep in the red. Meant to to make my third payment on my new (to me) car, must have hit the pay full amount button and didn’t notice until I got the congratulatory email that my car had been paid off.”
“Thought my backpack was waterproof as it started pouring while I was walking outside. It was not. Finals are in 4 days.”
"My landlord decided to set up his washing machine in the garage. That spot is our assigned parking space."
"Well my lake ran away from home"
"Great hangover"
"Have a 102 fever. Decided to make soup."
"Protip: Don't cheap out on your door stops."
"My GF put her makeup set in her luggage"
"My airpod somehow got in my mouth and I chewed on it in my sleep."
"Forgot my mozzarella sticks on oven too long."
"Well, found the reason the mall escalator was out of order today…"
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yup. it's really gonna be fun for electric cars. mice got my whole ignition system on my focus.
Squirrels nested in my van and my wife's RAV4 two years ago. The baby squirrels ate the Hell out of both vehicle's wire harnesses and happily nested on top of the engines. We were away on vacation for a month and both cars sat in the driveway and they moved right in while we were gone. Combined cost of replacing the harnesses was around $3,000.
I had a squirrel hide on the engine block, and the farm dogs ripped off the front quarter panel, bumper, all the wind-faring underneath, the engine wiring harness and punctured across the side of the hood trying to get it.
Insurance adjuster wrote it down as a bear attack - nice guy, cut me a 12K euro break.