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No, only sometimes the envelope is empty, inexplicable.
If you want to be on the safe side, send it by email attachment
#10 because ist Granit and Granit contains Uranium
Smh
#19 in my Country People scam you with this they "accidently" Clean a prominent Part of your house and since it is looking odd Now you Hire them to Finish it.
Some do that for a ridiculous Price and others Take a cash Payment before and "will come the Next day because unfortunatly, they have to Finish their "real" Client Today" to be never seen again