"If You’re Cat Falls In To Flour (Face First), Do You Think It Is A Good Idea To Call The Local Pastor?"
"The Weird Way The Light Hits My Face. I Have A Moon Face"
"Seen In Oak Harbor Ohio"
"My Kid Made A Luncheon Mask And I Don't Like It"
"When I Come Home After Spending The Night Away, The First Thing I Saw Was My Loft Hatch Half Open"
"This New LEGO Duplo Ad Has A Kid That Looks And Is Dressed Exactly Like Me In The Early 90s Playing With My Duplo Blocks"
"Found In A House I Was Cleaning Out"
"Letter In The Mail My Mom Received Today"
"When The Guy You Paid To Renovate Does A Bunch Of Shrooms Before Starting"
"Window Suction Cups Acted As Magnifying Glass And Melted My Pillows"
"Damn, I Hope This Guy Is Alright"
"I Was Sent An Anonymous 'Gift' To My Home Address (I Just Moved And Didn't Tell Anyone) With My Last Name That I Only Use Privately (I Recently Got Married And Haven't Announced It Yet). The Contents Of This Book Are Opposite To My Views. Amazon Says The Sender Is Fully Anonymous. I'm Creeped Out"
"High Schoolers In The 70s Looked 30"
"A Mask Found At A Yard Sale"
"This Onion Didn't Have Any Rings"
"Saw This On A Cottage Property I Surveyed"
"This Guy Messaged Me And I Happened To Look At His Bio Gives Me Creeps"
"These Characters Appeared On My Arm Under A Blacklight"
"How Did A Crawfish End Up On My Driveway? I Don’t Live Near Any Rivers"