"My Cat Broke Into A 5 Lb Bag Of Catnip. I Came Home To This"
"My Cat Messed Up A Single Part Of My Window Shades. Never Realized Why Until Just Now"
"He Threw My House Slipper In The Toilet"
"Your Homework? Never Heard About It"
"My Cat Didn’t Like Her Trip To The Vet, So She Chewed A Hole Under The Futon And Has Been Hiding In It Since We Got Back"
"He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great"
"My Coffee Is His Coffee"
"My Wife Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Plants In Her Flower Box Were Dying. I Think I Found The Problem"
"Ah Yes, The Classic Feline Adage: "If I Fits, I Sits""
"Left My Office Door Open For One Minute"
"The Amount Of Guilt On That Cat's Face Is Hilarious"
"Knocks Over A Lamp And Then Yells At Me About It"
"An Entrance To The Void Has Opened In My Living Room"
"Princess Pamela Knocked Over Two Plants. All Because I Didn’t Feed Her The Moment I Came Home From Work"
"Tried To Make My Own Paper. Failed Successfully"
"Using Her Tree To Redecorate. I Wondered Why These 2 Were Always Crooked"
"My Cat Decided To Ruin This Batch Of Bread. At Least She Was Comfortable"
"The Crime, The Criminal, The Evidence"