"Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had"
"Caught Red-Handed. Tony The Toilet Paper Bandit"
"What A Lovely Little Garden! Would Be A Shame If Someone Were To Lay Down On It"
"I Caught My Cat In The Act Of Attacking A Roll Of Toilet Paper"
"Luna Eats My Live Succulents, So I Got LEGO Ones. I Can't Have Nice Things"
"Someone Knocked Over The Toy Basket But Left No Trace! It's The Perfect Crime"
"Left The New Package Of Toilet Paper On The Table"
"Get Cats They Said, It’ll Be Fun They Said"
"My Daughter Decided To Give Captain Beans Some Catnip. She Forgot To Put The Bag Away. I Came Home To This"
"Look What She Has Done To My Seat"
"The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One"
"Was Finishing Up A 1000 Piece Puzzle Before My Cat Ran And Jumped Up On The Table To Slide The Whole Thing Off"
"The Face Of Someone Who Is Proud Of Ripping Up My Sofa"
"Finally Found The Problem With Our Flattened Flowers"
"I Think It’s Safe To Say That My Lemon Thyme Is Dead"
"Cat Sat On My Damp Custom Pottery Order"
"This Cat Broke Into My House And Knocked Over My Monitor"
"I Mean, Shrimp Is Cute, But She Cannot Afford To Replace My Blinds As She Is Currently Unemployed"
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