"ATM Shut Down With My Card In It"
"Almost Finished My Nectarine On My Lunch Break Today And The Pit Broke Open While I Was Taking A Bite, Revealing An Ant Colony, Eggs And All"
"Not Seeing Spiders On My Hoodie In The Dark And Putting It On"
"My Gas Pedal Getting Stuck On My Floor Mat"
"Leaving A Mirror Next To A Window And Accidentally Burning Your House Down"
"Had To Use Tweezers To Yank This Guy Out Of My Belly Button. I Live In Central New Jersey"
"Scorpion Tangerine"
"So, I Found A Piece Of Blender Blade In My Coffee This Afternoon"
"Finding A Cockroach In My Pistachio"
"Little Dude Appeared While I Was Trying To Use The Toilet"
"Roof Of The Az Alkmaar Stadium Collapsed Due To Heavy Wind
"So This Fear Came Into My Life, Stabbed Me And Mugged Me. Is There A Way That I Can Get Over My Fear Of Submechaniphobia? It’s Not Like Any Other Fear"
"Walked Through A Fly Strip This Morning... Spent An Hour Shampooing Glue And Fly Guts Out Of My Hair"
"Helicopter Chainsaw"
"Somehow Getting Caught In This Situation"
"Being Trapped In A Job"
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He might actually like his job, if you like what you do and you make enough money for your wants/needs why change...
Creatonotos Gangis, an australian (what else) moth.
Some of you will be checking your inhalers now...and well you should.
inhalers have a cover you know. you should use it
Oops... it's #4
#3 nope just you again, never had any of my genitals caught in a zipper.
Got no b@lls eh?
Based on his comments, I am guessing he is completely smooth down there.