"Tore The House Apart For Over An Hour, Had Enough, And Went To Make My Son Breakfast"
"My 6-Year-Old Swung On The Gate Once"
"My Daughter Found The Sharpie In My Car. RIP Resale Value"
"PS5 In For HDMI Replacement. Kid Said “I Pushed The Cable In A Little Too Hard”"
"My 4-Year-Old Made My AirPods For Mother’s Day By Cutting The Cord Off My Headphones"
"Daughter Left The Garden Hose Running Outside All Night And It Managed To Flood My Basement"
"Digging Through The Car For Change To Buy Gas"
"My 3-Year-Old Son Decided To Microwave Our 3DS"
"You Hated That Planter Anyway"
"My 12-Year-Old Defeated The Car Today"
"Thanks Kids, I Really Appreciate It"
"Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My 4-Year-Old Daughter Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster"
"Got My PS5 Less Than 24 Hours Ago. I Love Having Kids"
"One Of My Kids Broke My Glasses"
"I Asked My 10-Year-Old To Clean The Baking Tray"
"It's My Daughter's Birthday And I've Made Her A Cake. It's Been Cooling Down In The Fridge. Let Me Just Check On It Real Quick"
"Kid Threw Change In My Air Conditioning Vents"
"My Kid Got Ahold Of My Recently Found iPhone 4S. Planned On Retrieving Photos And It's Going To Take A Few Guesses For What The Password Is"
"My Son Just Restarted My 3000+ Stages Run On Mario Maker 2"