“Drove 2 hours to meet up with an old fling. He canceled when I got there. On my way home, while crying, I blew a tire”
“Mustered the courage to ask out a girl I was crushing at the gym. Text conversation went well for 4 days. I asked her if she wanted to hit legs together, she agreed. She sent me this about 10 mins after we left the gym.”
“4 hours into a 13 hour road trip to my families 3 week vacation of the year and I just realized that in the rush to leave I forgot to bring any other shoes with me.”
“Bought a pair of $160 shoes…they arrived today with the (ink) AntiTheft Tag.”
“Left this out overnight not thinking, and something tiny and furry had their way with it!! Being that the whole bar was 350 mg of THC, we guessed the critter got about 10 mg!”
“When you invite people for a memorial day cookout/swim and end up with last minute cancellations”
“One of the screws holding my spine in place snapped”
“2 minutes after I bought my breakfast and left it outside”
“Just leased this car 2 days ago! 16 year old kid in a Ram 1500 who just got his license hit me while I was making a left hand turn into a business. My car took out a mailbox and hit a tree. Car is probably totaled.”
“That’s all that’s left.”
“I forgot to add water when boiling eggs.”
“Our new fridge was delivered like this”
“5 days ago 3 Robins hatched in this nest. Yesterday I saw the mama Robin feeding her babies. Today the nest is empty…”
“The washing machine in a laundromat ripped my vest 3hours before friend’s wedding.”
"Came out of the bathroom to find these in my burrito"
" I’m stuck in a 100+ yard airline customer service line"
"I'm blocked inside the park, good night everyone"
"Came back late from work and wife told me: "Your food is on the table""
"I ordered mozzarella sticks at Ruby Tuesday and half were hollow. No cheese"
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Well... no. If someone hits you from behind (and you have your left turn signal on), it's entirely their fault... and that's how it looks in the photo.
meh still could be his fault. but he still has a lease he is stuck on. LOL
If it's leased it's probably insured all-risk anyway
#15 A tuxedo vest in a washing machine?
#16 1) What the hell kind of burrito is this?
2) What does going to the bathroom have to do with it?
3) Okay some white stuff...