"Anyone who doesn’t think they’re attractive just isn’t their own type."
"In some countries IKEA is considered to be low-class while in others it’s luxurious."
"We have only seen John wick after retirement.The prime John wick is yet to be known."
"Humans are likely the only animals to hold in their farts on purpose."
"75% of IT skill comes from being better at googling than the average joe."
"Being at work is the closest most people will ever get to being in prison."
"You walk by hundreds of thousands of potential friends, mentors, lovers, or enemies over your lifetime, yet most times never exchange a single word."
"Almost none of the ice cubes you consume are actually cubes."
"There’s no way Batman didn’t kill someone by accident."
"In shows and movies you almost never see anyone use a mouse or trackpad to interact with a computer, only the keyboard."
"We can masturbate to scratch the itch for sex ,but not the itch for cuddling."
"You never see Darth Vader run."
"Old T-shirts are souvenirs from different points in your life."
"Stealing TVs has much less appeal than it did 50 years ago."
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