"My brother’s Euromillions lucky dip last night."
"The £794 is nice n all, but the jackpot was £110 million!"
"This panel above my tub burst open at 11pm and dumped water all over my bathroom"
"Decided to treat myself to some boba for the first time in months. Tripped and fell before i even put in the straw."
"Record 7.5 Inch Hail. Everything is Bigger in Texas. Egads."
"Noticed my wall was warping and discovered a new ecosystem."
"My Lenovo Legion was making guttural noises."
"Drove into my parked van while I was working, the quote has me weak"
"Someone "slit" both front tyres on my mom's car"
"Nails in my parking lot"
"There goes my breakfast"
"Other subcontractors came in on a late Friday, used 20 minute mud and MY tools. Found them like this on Monday"
"A little potato soup with my pepper"
"One crank and it exploded"
"5 yr old kid we watch got mad and threw a baseball"
"Some guy smashed our outdoor ping pong table and front windows last night. :/"
"My parents hired a contractor to add a new window to their bedroom"
"Accidentally bumped my $169.99 gaming monitor & it fell over."
"Last day of school. Classmate Brought cake for teacher. Switched sugar with salt"
"My Big Mac"
"Walked off the train this morning to go to a street festival - almost tripped when my shoe sole fell off."
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