“Left donuts on the counter while I cleaned the house, as a little treat for when I finished. Someone found them first. (Cat)”
“79 year old lady tried to merge into my lane without looking on my way to work this morning.”
“I may have issues eating HEB frozen vegetables for a while.”
“I broke both of my hands.”
“Forgot to add water”
“I ordered mozzarella sticks at Ruby Tuesday and half were hollow. No cheese”
“Only after finishing hand-embroidering this piece did I realize that the ‘e’s’ ended up looking identical to ‘c’s’. Fuek!”
“My “new” phone came without the phone!”
“Came out of the bathroom to find these in my burrito.”
"Someone stole this guy’s coupon cause the barcode wasn’t fully covered."
“Came home from work Friday to a chunk of my kitchen ceiling missing.”
“I’m stuck in a 100+ yard airline customer service line”
"My pizza did...this? In the oven. I don't understand."
"Roommate spent the whole day drinking and then lost his dog (anger ensued)"
"Elevator was out so I had to walk 6 flights up then this…."
"I just want cookies for less than $100 bucks"
"The moving company will only pay for what they broke if we move again in 3 months"
"Bought and installed some lovely new fence panels... not ???????????????????? to the taste of the next-door neighbour though..."
"Sold an iPad on Facebook, the kid took off as soon as I noticed he gave me fake bills"
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