"As biological responses go, going weak in the knees due to a fear of heights is a pretty terrible one."
"Sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe."
"Having to wear glasses is the most attractive disability."
"No one ever came back from a vacation rested and recharged, ready for work again."
"…wouldn’t Ariel smell pretty bad since she was half-fish?"
"A lot of people think they’re unattractive/ugly just because they’re not in a relationship or never had sex."
"There’s a whole lot less media portraying the future than there was in the 20th century."
"Humans are the most photographed species of animal."
"Almost everyone on the internet knows the beginning of ‘never gonna give you up’ but only a very small amount know the ending."
"You can never stand backwards on stairs."
"A tip before service isn’t actually a tip. It’s a bribe."
"Short people’s phones are less likely to get damaged when dropped by them"
"Thousands of people have at least a picture of you."
"It is technically possible to never win a coin flip."
"Being with people who don’t listen you is lonelier than being alone."